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Far Cry Primal Review

Oh Far Cry, how I love you. Your beautiful gameplay, environments, and wildlife hell-bent on the eradication of the human race because fuck yeah nature. The guerrilla gameplay of Far Cry is what has always kept me coming back, and now with the twist of being set 12,000 years in the past…

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Street Fighter V Review: It’s over 9000?!

Well not quite yet but over 3000 people have currently entered EVO to participate in Street Fighter V and we are not even close to the deadline for the end date of signing up for EVO. Ultra Street Fighter 4 managed to achieve 2,227 individual competitors last EVO which was an epic send off…

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Fortified Review

Fortified is a strategy shooter about defending the Earth from an alien invasion! This game reminds me of an old tower defense. The main difference is that besides the structures that you put up, you also defend earth using one of 4 characters in third person. Right away this game has a really weird feel to it…

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Rocket League Review

If you are anything like me, there is a game you play until 3 in the morning when you know you have to be up at 7. You have no idea why you do this to yourself but you continue to tell yourself, “just one more game” or “just one more round” or “just one more kill”. Rocket League is this game. I have never had a harder time stopping myself at 2am…

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The Witness Review – Amazing or Disappointing?

I started the The Witness with no knowledge as to what the game was about, other than looking at a few screenshots and understanding that it had some puzzles. I also saw the ratings it had were sky high but I didn’t want to spoil the game by reading into it…

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Mortal Kombat XL Preview

Since its release last year, Mortal Kombat X has made a fortune and has taken the FGC  by storm. More gruesome fatalities, even better bone breaking  X-Rays and with the welcome return of Brutalities, this game looked better than ever…

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Ark: Survival Evolved

Playing this game is only going to toy with your emotions. It has by far the greatest potential out of any game I have ever played. There is just so much that can be done in this game. In terms of a survival game, there are more things that you can build in this game than any other survival game on the market…

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Halo 5 Review

Ah Sci-Fi, the nerdiest of the genres. I appreciate 343 industries attempt to bring Halo into the modern age, despite what all you cunts think. People get pissed over any changes but when Half Life 3 sucks ass because you can’t commit murder at anything faster than a leisurely jog you’ll understand why…

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Day Z Review

Let me get one thing straight, Day z is a bad game. It’s the experiences and interactions you have with other players that make this game bearable. Picture this: You stumble upon a party of people in the road. On the sides of the road are armed guards, in the center is me. Then you notice the cattle prod…

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Tekken 7 Preview Recycled Game?

Since its initial location tests in Japan in the year 2014, Tekken 7 has been through a lot. The addition of Rage Arts and Armour Moves has been received negatively from the Tekken community as it “copies” the fighters main competitor, Street Fighter…

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Chivalry: Medieval Warfare Review

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is the ultimate medieval experience. It is the full package. From running around with medieval weapons, to hacking off limbs and heads, Chivalry is your game. Sometimes you wish you could just rip someone’s head off and unfortunately that’s still illegal. But in Chivalry, all is fair in love and war…

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Dragon Age: Inquisition Review – Gamer Laughs

I had a weird relationship with Dragon Age Inquisition. At first I hated it then I loved it. Like a kinky woman’s relationship with anal sex.

The game starts with the character customisation menu and you pick from four races. The customisation is incredibly deep, too deep even. Mess around with the menus a bit too much and your character begins to look like an ape with down syndrome…

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Star Wars: Battlefront – An Angry Review

Oh EA, while the Star Wars franchise gives me quite the hard on too, it’s no excuse to whip out your cock and slap people in the face with it….

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Rust Review – Gamer Laughs

You wake up naked and afraid. There is a feeling that all signs of civilization are gone. All you have is a rock and a torch. You do not know…

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Just Cause 3 Review – Gamer Laughs

Just Cause 3’s story is about something. I didn’t quite have time to figure it out as I was fucking every law of physics in the ass with my grappling…

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Fallout 4 Review – Gamer Laughs

There is a certain something in Fallout that makes it very hard to dislike. That certain something is allowing you to be who you really are, even if that means…

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