Do you like anime and an interesting murder mystery that’ll have you guessing on who murdered who all the while having an adorable-­looking­-but-­insane-­sadistic bear? If you answered yes with many exclamations, get ready to spend long sessions on this gem of a game, ‘cause you ain’t gonna wanna put this game down until you’ve solved each case! I suggest having some coffee nearby.

Have you ever ordered anything from an infomercial only to find out it is nothing like what was advertised. Maybe it even still works for something, it just wasn’t what you were expecting. It almost seems like they didn’t want you to know what the product actually was. This is how I describe Battleborn…

Stories: The Path of Destinies is a fresh take on the ‘choose your own adventure’ genre that has been taking the gaming community by storm. It arrives at a time the formula was in need of a bit of a change, and while it may be over ambitious at times, it manages to deliver on most of its ideas…

Another simple game, if not one of the most simple, easy to pick up and enjoy game I have ever had the pleasure of playing. You are the Earth Defense Force (EDF), humanity’s last hope in the desperate struggle between man and the Ravagers, an alien species of giant insects and robots… 

This game is exactly what I needed today, a peaceful and entertaining story about you and a dog rolling down a river, but it’s all just fun and games until you realize that this wasn’t as easy going as you thought.

Fire Emblem and mushy relationship building. That ab roller. My search for the meaning of life. Sadly, somethings just don’t work out. (12:25 pm/ Mt.Everest. “WHAT DOES IT ALL MEEAANN!”) The bonding between the players main character and their spouse involves poking and blowing on their face, which I didn’t exactly hate. The part I found disturbing was the dialogue during these bonding scenes. Soft, out of breath voice tones were used during these scenes and the lines used were either sickeningly sweet or ridiculously bad. E.g. (I don’t wanna steal a kiss, I want you to give me one.)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion GOTY Review (PS3)

TES IV: Oblivion immersed me from the word go. So many years of my life have been spent roaming the lands of Cyrodil; in fact I consider it my home. I’ve never used games to escape the real world, but Oblivion made me question what the real world was, and why I had to turn on the real world at my Playstation.

Beatdown: Fists of Vengeance Review (Ps2)

Sometimes SEGA make great games – Sonic, Golden Axe, Streets of Rage. These days were over a long time ago and the latest additions to those franchises have all been commercial flops. What if I were to tell you that they weren’t over as long ago as you may think? There is definitely a case for this diamond in the rough…

Rune: Viking Warlord Review (Ps2)

A huge open world filled with a large assortment of different enemies, weapons and landscapes enthused with a longboat-load of Viking lore and magical elements. What could possibly go wrong?

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GamerLaugh’s review of Fallout 4’s first DLC, Automatron

Paddington Bear Review (Ps2)

Paddington Bear was a British TV series that aired between 1975 and 1986. Why then, was it released in video game form over 30 years later on a console that had just been succeeded? There isn’t much depth to this ‘game’, but I’ll do my best to put you off of it – I promise.

Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise Review (PS3)

A little while ago I gave the original Naughty Bear a 10/10 rating. This is the sequel and it’s even better. It’s gorier, it’s more creative and it’s been done so much better on such a larger and more exciting scale.

Deadly Strike Review (Ps2)

This game is ugly. This game is slow. The textures in this game make you yearn for sudden blindness, or for you to spontaneously combust and never have to see them again. Deadly Strike leaves much to be desired, but I love it all the same.

Doomguy. The only badass soldier that has literally been to hell and back. DOOM has seen a massive change over the years since its initial MS-DOS release back in 1993. From the iconic E1M1 music which has spawned thousands of fan remixes to the ruthless Cyberdemons. 

The latest DOOM started production way back in 2008 when it was called “Doom 4”. After the not so popular take on Doom 3’s horror style gameplay, the previous lead developer at i.d Software wanted to take Doom 4 back to its roots which was fast paced, all out action and the slaughtering of demons in as many ways as possible…

From the first Disgaea game to Disgaea 5, the series hasn’t improved their graphics much. No my (GTA 5 was the shit bro, chest bump, ugh) friend, that isn’t what Disgaea is all about. Instead, the series focuses on gameplay, total gameplay time, and mind numbing statistics. Having to consider recruits aptitude,  what items should be leveled up, and reincarnation,

Very rarely do you hear the words ‘farming simulator’ and ‘endless fun’ thrown together in the same sentence. Well disregard that first sentence, because you’re about to hear it for the first time.

You know I was trying to think of a witty and funny description of this game but all I can say it’s kind of just a simulation of Liam Neeson chasing the guy who pissed off FedEx, on drugs as he leaps from truck to truck.

A simple game about very little other than kicking, pummeling and stomping your way through endless hordes of demons, robots and rejected extras from Mad Max 2…

Ride To Hell: Retribution Review (Ps3)

For a very long time, I bought games based on the box. Most of the time this paid off, and I’d end up really into games that were the most hidden of gems. Ride to Hell is the reason that I now look at reviews before I buy.

Ultimate Chicken Horse, by Clever Endeavour Games is really not what it sounds like; actually it kind of is exactly what it sounds like, a completely unexpected and random game that you may not see as fun at first, it’s the game Mario maker should have been.

But once you see past it’s childish looking graphics (Unless it’s a bonus for you) and realize its immense potential as a competitive battle arena you run the risk of never seeing the daylight again…

Please follow me and take a look into the design and development of DDI Games Habitrail: Hamsterball. I spoke with CEO & Founder of the company Stewart Green, to get an inside behind the scenes look at what got the ball rolling.

Neverdead Review (Ps3)

There are few things more awesome than the ability to not die. In most games you’d have to find cheats to assume such a god-like power, but not in Neverdead. The core gameplay mechanic is it’s biggest letdown, and that’s just the tip of the disappointment iceberg…

Ah, 2010, you gave me some of the finest games ever crafted. You are missed. Sorely, I might add. To this day I remember reading a review for Deadly Premonition..

Habitrail: Hamsterball Review (PS2)

I never used to swear much. I never used to get very stressed. I used to be able to sleep at night without tossing and turning, having the most frightening nightmares imaginable. Then I put the disc in…

Naughty Bear Review (PS3)

With its jolly soundtrack, immersive story & jaw-dropping gameplay elements, Naughty Bear may just be the best video game to have been released in the last decade… to feature stuffed bears.

Fairytale Fights Review (PS3)

Over the top gore? Bosses with excessively obvious move patterns? Ever wanted family-friendly stories told in the most family-unfriendly ways imaginable? Sign me up!

My Meltdown: Smarties Meltdown Review (PS2)

Ever wondered why food companies don’t make games? Spent hours wondering what a Strooper is? Did you know that in Smarties lore they have a massive factory in space? Me neither, and oh boy was I happy when I didn’t.

These days it is very rare to experience any type of entertainment, be it games, movies or books, whilst knowing nothing about the story. Either you have talked to a friend or read a spoiler online. Hell, maybe you couldn’t wait and youtubed as much as you could get your hands on. Firewatch is best experienced when you know as little about it as possible…

Oh Far Cry, how I love you. Your beautiful gameplay, environments, and wildlife hell-bent on the eradication of the human race because fuck yeah nature. The guerrilla gameplay of Far Cry is what has always kept me coming back, and now with the twist of being set 12,000 years in the past…