Sorry for the late article, Team, had some personal stuff going on plus work, you know how it is. I’ve been playing a lot of The Culling, probably the greatest game to have ever been brought into existence. What once was a three-quarters win rate, though, has now diminished to maybe getting three kills then dying. I blame the optimization…

We’ve all been there. Everyone at some stage has booted up a game and been blown away with the story, humor, adventure or excitement. After countless late nights, missed meals and forgotten showers, the game will be over. That is when it will happen. That is when those six inevitable words will slip out.

PlayStation have made their fair share of bad choices when it comes to console exclusives over the last 20 years (sorry Haze and PlayStation All Stars). However, when they get it right, boy do they get it right. Here is a list of the Top 10 PlayStation Exclusives to have come out so far…

The release of the current generation of gaming consoles marked the sad end of one of the most popular gaming genres in existence, action sports. This genre was fuelled by skateboarding games such as the Tony Hawk franchise, which would ironically be held responsible for its demise… 

Before we begin, Team, we have some house keeping to take care of. First, if you are in fact going to make effigies to me comprised entirely out of deli meats, do NOT use bologna. While I do appreciate all efforts, if you’re going to do something do it right.

This week I got to picture Sony, Microsoft, and PC Gamers holding hands and running off into the sunset. Now this may not be the way that it will turn out but I am hopeful. This week Rocket League has opened up the doors to friendly communication between PC gamers and Xbox One gamers. …

Oh, hey, Team. I didn’t see you there. I was just reading over reviews and watching some streams over The Division whilst laughing upon my ever growing moral high horse. I could tell you how disappointed I am with those of you who bought it. I could gloat at the empty feeling you have now…

Hello, Team. Once again another week, another chat, and what’s becoming true to form I’m writing this article at work at an ungodly hour of the morning when no man should be awake (STOP STARING AT MY COMPUTER DAN OR ELSE I’LL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF REPRESSED MEMORIES)…

Our first spot on the list goes to Troy Baker, the man who is in everything. Troy’s performance as The Joker is what earns him a spot in this list though. His performance was able to portray real insanity in that traditional Joker manner. How unfortunate he lost the role to that bastard Mark Hamill….

Team, we have problems. Big problems. Normally I like to enlighten you on specific problems in the gaming world and try to help correct the mistakes you make, but this…this is bigger than one issue, this encompasses more than a single game, a single marketing strategy, a single demographic, this encompasses EVERYONE…

We’ve all been there, you just want to try out Dark Souls because of the mixed reviews, but when attempting to pirate it you wind up with a Michael Jackson look alike doing terrible things to an 18 year old girl dressed like Ellie from The Last of Us. Luckily this is only on rare occasions…

These are some titles that shaped my love for video games growing up. These may not have been the greatest games of all time but they sure were a ton of fun. They represent hours of my life that I will never get back. That may sound like I regret those hours, but that would be a lie. I do not regret any of the time I spent playing these games at all…

Hello, team. Here we are for yet another week. Amazing isn’t it? Sadly, though, I’m afraid this week will involve rather serious conversation, and once again the blame falls squarely on your shoulders. I understand, really, I do. Considering myself minimally well-read I have often heard of the weakness of character some people exhibit, so it’s safe to say that I was expecting this chat…

Check out these Game/Movie crossovers…    

Have you ever attempted to turn into a werewolf in front of Skyrim guards? How about walking around as a vampire that doesn’t want to drink blood? Guards instantly attack these creatures simply trying to get by on sight. Imagine if we did this in our world, child cancer wards would somehow be even more forlorn…

How are we, Team? It’s been awhile, far longer than I’d care to admit, but regrettably I had some personal business to attend to, but I’m back, and ready to guide you all in the war against the corrupt gaming industry. Today’s topic, I feel, is one that needs to be addressed, and with the upcoming Quantum Break…