One thing that most of us do when we want to purchase a game is to look at the reviews. We want to know if the game is as awesome as the hype or if it sucks big time. One of the big issues with professional reviews is that they can tend to have a little dose of bias so we always have the option of checking out the customer reviews.

Thankfully, the likes of Steam and Amazon provide a base for players to vent their anger or joy in the form of these consumer reviews.

We have chosen our top 3 favourite steam reviews from some of the most popular games in the past year for you to enjoy.

In no particular order we present to you Hilarious Steam Reviews

The Elder Scrolls Online

Naked beggar, Mast of Dance

Comparing ESO to Gamestop

Say no to Drugs

ARK: Survival Evolved

Australia…

Lessons on Teamwork

This guy has some sort of ‘poo’ fetish’

Fallout 4

Selling children…

Fallout 4 Fitness

How many hours???

Farcry 4

“Ebola their asses”

Finding condoms on guards

Those damned Eagles

Five Nights at Freddies

“…like moving to a mormon neighborhood”

Good for your stomach problems

“search for cute cats”

Goat Simulator

Talking to bots… 

 Ouch

 A bit of beastiality

Hello, World!

GTA V

10/10 Racism

Happiest time in this guys life

Scarred for life…

Just Cause 3

It’s like porn…

Laziness Simulator

When GTA V and Goat Simulator procreate

Life Is Strange

“sh** just got real.”

An unusual but effective mix

“first degree murder of my feels.”

The Witcher 3

The beard… GROWS

He came for the boobs

It’s got great side quests

More to come in the future…

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